Other firms have offered you various amenities and services. Will signings. Coffee while you wait. A bag of chips, perhaps.

Deceased & Departed has grown, and we offer the same promise we’ve delivered on: unfiltered and absolutely unpredictable chaos. Our office has expanded to include some of the most unhinged skeletons in the world. Our team will not just go the extra mile, but will commit unspeakable acts that will leave your enemies confused.

Our willingness to derail the hopes and dreams of your enemies isn’t just something we will invoice you for - it’s our passion. We’ve expanded our goals for world domination, and you can rest assured that every dollar sent to our accounting department will be used against the living.